Another question worth answering in blog form

Question: If you had the chance to argue for one fandom to be uninvented…which would it be and what would be your argument against it?

1) vampires don’t sparkle in sunlight, they die.
2) a 100+ year old person dating a girl in high school is not romance, it’s pedophilia.
3) Werewolves turn into wolves on the full moon, not whenever they’re angry/about to fight. (before you start crying that ‘they’re not werewolves, they’re shapeshifters, see #4)
4) If I were a shapeshifter, I wouldn’t turn into a wolf to fight vampires, I’d turn into ED209.

Any questions?

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Spaz

the rotten bastard who runs this shithole and theoretically makes with the funny.

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